How to propose marriage with a salumi, salame, salami ring!

Although you may not be fortunate enough to make salumi, salame, salumi in an approved USDA facility like me, you too could still propose to the woman of your dreams and live meatliy ever after!

How do I love thee, salumi the way with a soppresate ring from il Mondo Vecchio

1. meet the best woman in the entire universe and fall in love.

2. make sure she loves all things meat (pun intended).

3. make sure that she talks about your meat to her friends on the phone while in the bathroom stall. (she actually did this the day we met at a food show!)

4. make sure she dreams about visions of your salami dancing in her head (she actually said she would do this upon leaving said food show!).

5. make sure she truly loves you back, communicates sincerely, shares the same dreams, envisions a quality life.

6. become close friends with the chef and crew of local bad ass restaurant (Restaurant Twelve and Jeff Osaka) give him the down low info and the slice of the precious preserved palate pleasing morsel.

7. have said chef and crew serve the meaty ring with one of the evenings courses.

8. when served, get on one knee and propose (hope she says yes, if she says no you can at least eat the ring!)

optional: for a more traditional approach invite the parents of most amazing woman in the universe over to dinner to ask them prior to asking said daughter for hand in marriage.

 

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You say salami, they say salame and we say salumi! Which is what and what is which?!

As a chef, educator and a salumi maker, many people, especially those “not-in-the-know” ask me this question. I typically (tactfully) respond in my Massachusetts accent ~ butchering the pronunciations ~“It’s like that French chahhhcoooterreeeyyy stuff. Due to that Medici chick back in the day, and all the Italians basically teaching the French all they know about food, but somehow, the French get all the accolades and the popular meat term that eminates the salivating lips of foodies and chefs flexing their meaty muscles… Charcuterie!”

Salumi is to Italy what Charcuterie is to France. Both are considered to be forms of what the American public often calls “further processed meats”. For some, the term further processed meats itself brings visions of olive loaf, the multi-pack of meat from Oscar Meyer, and the fist pumping rants of Ann (renegade lunch lady) Cooper and PETA raging against the machine of the carniverous USDA.

Whatever your personal belief, further processed meats, salumi and charcuterie both are an all inclusive catchall terms referring to all meats; dry cured, smoked/cooked, fresh sausage and even pate, terrine and galantines. So sausage, bologna, pepperoni and proscuitto are all salumi. Furthermore, salumi/charcuterie can be considered anything other than roasts or steaks handled in such a fashion being transformed into a myriad of other well known processed meats.

Salumi- derived from the Latin term salsus (salty) or Italian sale (salt) simply a way of preservation. Originally salumi referred to meats that were dry cured such as salami, salame and prosciutto. Salumi came more from a means of necessity and utilization to sustain and have an abundance of food over long periods of time. Salumi, the real deal old world stuff made of nothing more than pure sea salt, meat and spices (no junk added, no nitrites, nitrates or fermentation cultures) was salted and dried to a point, now known in the new world, NOT to be a PHF (potentially hazardous food) due to its low moisture content.  What that means is that salumi has enough salt and the lack of moisture which creates an environment that little nasty things like salmonella, listeria and botulism cannot survive.

These salumi items can be stored at room temperature without concern of spoilage which back in the day was a pretty good way to live.

Over the past decade salumi/charcuterie has been on the forefront of culinary trends in many forms from USDA small and large production to restaurant chefs and even home enthusiasts.

All Salumi is Salami but not all Salami is Salumi! Say that five times fast!!! Seriously though, here is the breakdown…..

Salami/Salame- Most well known term that American culture is most comfortable or familiar with when referring to dry sausage specifically. Salami/salame dry sausages are produced from big conglomerates down to today’s artisan producers. Coarse or finely ground meat (most often pork), at Il Mondo Vecchio we make a selection of seasonal SaLambi (salumi made from American Lamb).

Salumi- Originally an all encompassing term referring to preserved meats dry sausages and dry cured whole muscles such as coppa/capicola, prosciuttio, pancetta, lomo and guanciale just to name a few.  Technically salumi now by definition in the new world also includes fresh sausages, smoked/cooked specialties such as mortadella and cotechino.

With expert execution and passion of salami, salame and salumi from my own Il Mondo Vecchio-Salumi (Denver), Erik Gutknecht Continental Sausage (Denver), Chef Cosentino’s Boccolone (San Fran), The Batali Family’s Salumi (Seattle) and Olympic Provisions (Portland) to larger companies such as Paul Bertolli’s Fra Mani (San Fran) and Salumeria Biliese (NYC/NJ) and the age old big dogs Volpi (St Louis, MO), Columbus (San Fran) to dare I even mention for fear of reprimand and ridicule from my salumi colleagues and brethren Hormel and Oscar Myer.

At the end of the day no matter how you slice it, from small to large, each fits the category of what salumi is in its purest form…which is nothing more than a fancy way of saying… “further processed meats”.

A great source reference and research on the great American Salumi movement by Kim Long (American Forecaster) and John Lehndorff (freelance writer Boulder Daily Camera, Aurora Sentinel)  can be found @ www.AmericanSalumi.com

Other References, meat porn and friends:

 

 

 

 

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brussels sprouts even a hater will love

A few years ago, I really fell in love with brussels sprouts. I love their earthy, fresh, slightly bitter, yet sweet cabbage flavor and how well they pair with all types of pork, especially bacon! The flavor of them really shines when they are sauteed and crisped up. Fried, they will knock your socks off. This asian inspired recipe is so healthy and a nice departure from the heavy sprouts that you may be familiar with. This is hands down one of the most requested recipes I have ever made, many time from people who “hate” sprouts.

 

Sauce ingredients:

  • 2 Tbsp sugar (white or brown)
  • 1 clove garlic, minced or grated on a microplane
  • 1 each lime, zested on a microplane
  • 1 Tbsp fresh lime juice
  • 1/2 tsp sambal or sriracha
  • 2 Tbsp fish sauce
  • 1 tsp mint, finely chopped
  • 1 tsp cilantro, finely chopped
  • 2 Tbsp water

Mix all sauce ingredients well in a bowl. This will last in the refrigerator for 4 or so days, and makes a great dip for spring rolls or vinaigrette for shredded raw cabbage salad as well.

Method:

  • Trim stem and any brownish or yellow leaves. Cut into 6 wedges (cut in half, then each half into thirds, keeping attached at the base.
  • Heat saute pan to almost smoking, coat bottom of pan generously with canola oil. Don’t overcrowd the pan, this will steam the sprouts and keep them from browning, which is what you want.
  • Add raw brussels to pan and saute on high heat until the hearts soften up, the leaves start to brown well and brussels pop open. Don’t worry if they blacken a bit. If they stick, add another splash of oil. If you have a fryer, drop the sprouts into hot 350* oil for a few minutes until they crisp up.
  • Once dark and crispy, add your sauce to the hot pan, then pull from heat and toss well until well coated.
  • My aunt loves them topped with chopped roasted peanuts, and they are great with asian puffed rice, or even rice crispies.
  • I guarantee you’ll love them!

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MEET THE MEAT GRADES: MAKING SENSE OF BEEF BASICS

In this post, I clarify:

  • When to pony up the extra coin on a piece of meat, when and when not to spend
  • Practical application: How, why and when to buy graded or ungraded meats
  • Beef “quality grades” as Prime, Choice and Select

When purchasing meat, beef in particular, which grade should you buy? The higher the grade, the more expensive is it… and quite frankly spending more “moo”-la is not always the best choice!

All retail meat, graded or ungraded has been Federally Inspected and Passed and is “fit for human consumption” (somehow that doesn’t sound so appetizing!).

Beef is voluntarily graded for quality, a program that ensures a certain amount consistency within the product. Almost every cut of beef you will see in the store is graded. Most often chefs/restaurants and the meat industry use this marketing to promote, market, and charge for high end cuts.

The time to choose or buy a meat that is graded is typically when quick dry cooking methods would be applied such as grilling, searing or sauteeing. Grilling most often is associated with steaks or individual cuts. Look for the grade on your package of tenderloins and hangar steaks. Prime will give you a more velvety, tender steak than choice. In this case, spend!

Another application where you may purchase graded beef is when cooking and serving a whole roast such as rib-eye (what most know as prime rib) or strip loin (where NY Strip Steaks, T-Bones and Porterhouses come from).

The end cooked quality of these rely heavily on fat content “marbling”, the intramuscular fat dispersed throughout the muscles. The more marbled the steak or roast the more flavorful, moist, juicy and tender the meat will be. In this case, FAT = FLAVOR.

Ungraded meat (still completely safe to eat) is best served when stewing, braising or slow/long cooking techniques are utilized. Tough working muscles such as shank, shoulder or leg cuts will become tender, flavorful and juicy within the cooking liquid itself as well the long time simmering that will break down muscle tissues thus making braised and stewed items “fork-tender”! This would be stew meat, osso buco cuts or brisket. In this case, save! No need to have more expensive cuts when you’re just going to cook the heck out of it to tenderize anyway!

The USDA Grades:

  • Prime
  • Choice
  • Select

Beef grades weigh heavily on marbling (intra-muscular fat), but size, firmness

and other factors play an integral role in the grading process. If you like math and animal carcasses you just might enjoy the detailed statistical data processing and recording that goes into being a USDA Grader.

http://blogs.usda.gov/2011/10/19/new-technology-means-increased-consistency-and-efficiency-in-grading-for-beef-industry/

Here are some easier examples as to how to identify the marbling.

 

 

 

 

 

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MEAT: Federal Inspection & Grading Basics: Making sense of it all!

In this post, Mark gives you an idea of what goes down in his USDA plant where he makes his artisan salumi… and kicks off a quick lesson on some of what “happens” before your meat reaches the store. After this story, we will build on what this grading means for your pocketbook and taste-buds.

Inspection & grading are completely different programs that fall under the responsibility of the USDA.

USDA INSPECTION:

American consumers can be confident that the Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS), the public health agency in the USDA, ensures that meat and poultry products are safe, wholesome, and correctly labeled and packaged. http://www.fsis.usda.gov/Factsheets/Inspection_&_Grading/index.asp

I process under federal inspection at Il Mondo Vecchio Salumi. A new inspector is rotated in every 6 months. Every day I am in production, a federal inspector (I.I.C./Inspector In Charge) stops by to check on things. Everything from our records to how we are handling product is under scrutiny. He checks and monitors cleanliness (so clean we sanitize the walls everyday) down to temperature and humidity and ensures that every hair is covered (I wear a hairnet on my beard!). It is a positive working relationship, and we both ensure that what we are doing is producing products in safe and sanitary manner providing wholesome products that will be eaten by the public.

USDA Federal Inspection is a mandatory inspection ensuring meat/poultry products are fit for human consumption.

All meat/poultry processed for commercial commerce (distributor/wholesale) is processed under Federal Inspection for wholesale/retail.

USDA Mark of Inspection Picture: http://www.extension.org/pages/27291/product-labeling

An easy way to explain this is that meats (fresh or further processed, like hot dogs) are safely prepared, in an approved USDA processing facility, by people that have handled the meat within the proper environment and in a timely fashion following HACCP guidelines. USDA regulations are consistent from border to border and sea to shining sea. From cutting to packaging to storing and shipping if all protocols have been properly followed the meat product is considered USDA Inspected & Passed.  USDA processing facilities, both small and large, operate and have a federal inspector on site randomly throughout everyday of production Monday – Friday, 6am – 2:30pm. These hours are not negotiable, and certainly a far cry from my days as a restaurant chef where I would roll in at 2 am after a dinner shift.

Very few restaurants fall under the rigors of USDA Inspection. Restaurants and food-service establishments alike fall under the responsibility of the local county/state health department. A health inspector will stop by an establishment for an unannounced inspection every six months.

USDA GRADING:

A voluntary program that most often times refers to a standardized level of quality attributes of meat (poultry, lamb, beef, pork, veal); marbling, size, shape, carcass yield, color and musculature just to name a few.

Basic examples and explanations are…Beef: Prime (highest grade), Choice (mid-range), Select (lowest grade). There are lower grades, but these are not available for retail purchase… they go for items like dog food.

  • Lamb: Prime, Choice, Select. Very similar to beef grading relying heavily on marbling in the rib-eye area.
  • Veal: Choice or Higher Grades are associated with color more so than marbling. Veal is very lean meat often times with little to no marbling whatsoever. The lighter whitish/pinkish the color, the higher the quality. The darker or more reddish the color, the lower the quality.
  • Poultry: A, B, C
  • Pork: 1, 2, 3, 4. Not actual grades these more refer to what the carcass will yield of meat.

Grading can also refer to the manner in which the animal or meat was raised, fed, or how it lived, as well may refer to which manner it was slaughtered/processed (such as religious).

The following Grade Claims and terms fall under USDA Grading:

  • Organic
  • All Natural
  • Pastured/Pasture Raised
  • Free Range/Free Roaming/Range Fed
  • Cage Free
  • Not Fed Antibiotics
  • Not Fed Animal By Products
  • Corn Fed
  • Grass Fed
  • Religious Claims: Kosher or Halal

 

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buttery tomato sauce “a-ha”…

Dear Marcella Hazan,

Thank you so very much for sharing this incredible recipe with the world, and, more personally, my mouth. The only sad thing about this sauce is that I’ve never made it earlier!

Every once in a while I read about a dish that I have been making for years, like tomato sauce, and I find that altering the way it is made changes it entirely! Such is the case with the buttery onion tomato sauce that I read about in gilt taste. This recipe has been passed around by countless food bloggers, all with kind words of delicious devotion.

This sauce is made silky and smooth with just a few ingredients… butter, onion, and the highest quality canned tomatoes you can find (I can’t help myself and toss in a clove or two of garlic!). I love San Marzano tomatoes, and here in Colorado I am addicted to mm local, high quality and so fresh it can be traced back to the farm. In the summer, when the farmer’s markets are brimming with ripe tomatoes, that’s what I’ll use.

Delicious Buttery onion tomato sauce, adapted from Marcella Hazan

serves 4 (don’t count on leftovers)

  • 5 Tbsp whole butter (I always use unsalted)
  • 1/2 yellow onion, simply remove the skin
  • 2 each whole garlic cloves, skin removed
  • 1 28 oz jar whole peeled tomatoes, the highest quality you can find
  • pinch kosher or sea salt and a turn or two of fresh black pepper
  • 1 # pasta

Method:

  • melt the butter in a non-reactive saucepan, add the onion and garlic. sizzle, but don’t brown the butter.
  • add the can of tomatoes. stir and simmer for 45 minutes.
  • remove the onion and garlic, if you’d like. (I think the garlic tastes amazing spread on a little bread)
  • season to taste
  • meanwhile, boil the pasta in water as salty as the sea until al dente.
  • toss together and get ready for a pasta “experience” like no other.

When I first made this recipe last week, I woke up the next morning and made it again. For breakfast. I couldn’t wait to share it with anyone who hasn’t heard of it before!

 

 

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Food + movies = our kind of fun

We don’t really watch TV, but we do watch quite a few movies. Our favorites tend to include our main passion… food. Mark and I both got a nasty case of pinkeye yesterday, so we won’t be out the house for a day or two. We’ll be watching a selection  of our favorites, in no particular order. Fire up your netflix cue and pop some popcorn.

  • 9 1/2 Weeks. We prefer to forward through the rough, nutso sex and just get the food porn on. This one isn’t for everyone:)
  • Like Water For Chocolate. The only movie I’ve ever seen that was worlds better then the book. Spanish subtitles.
  • The Big Night . Anyone who is crazy enought to own a restaurant will tell you about the trials and tribulations. Here, you can also really see their passion for food!
  • The Last Holiday. I have a secret Queen Latifah crush. Here, see how she chooses to spend her last days… with her favorite chef!
  • Bottle Shock. Fun movie about wine, trusting talent and passion.
  • Chocolat France, food, love.
  • Ratatouille. Who doesn’t love a food cartoon with a rat chef?
  • Julie and Julia You can’t put Meryl Streep in a food movie about Julia Child and not make it a hit!
  • Mostly Martha “No Reservations” in German, much better and much more believable…
  • Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. The classic. (Sorry Johnny Depp.) This is the ultimate movie about living your food.

 

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around the world in 80 plates!!!

I’m thrilled to announce my participation in Bravo’s newest culinary-adventure based reality competition show. You like cooking and world travel like I do? Then this is the show for you!!

The show, scheduled to air on May 9, is hosted by Cat Cora and Curtis Stone, and pits twelve chefs against one another in a forty-day race that journeys across ten countries, including China, Argentina, England, Italy, France, Morocco, Spain, Thailand, the United States and Uruguay. Big-name celeb chefs, including José Andrés, Wolfgang Puck and Nigella Lawson, make plenty of cameos as the show’s “food ambassadors.”

AND I’M ONE OF THEM!!! This is going to be an amazing show, so please make your plans for a Wednesday night viewing party with your friends to watch myself and 11 other fabulous chefs race around the world and cook our asses off in some pretty crazy places.

In the meantime, here’s a preview: www.bravotv.com/around-the-world-in-80-plates/season-1/videos/a-new-culinary-adventure

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what your refrigerator wants you to know…

  • Buy a thermometer. The proper temperature for holding cold food is at 40* or below.
  • Keep any warm or hot food uncovered until it is chilled. Stir liquids as the exposed layer cools down to cool quickly. Then, cover properly with a lid or cling film to keep it from tasting like your fridge.
  • Label and date. Keep a sharpie and some tape in the kitchen. Toss anything more than a few days old, or use it up!
  • Re-heat properly. All food must be re-heated to a minimum of 165* to kill any bacteria. Bring liquids to a boil and look for a sizzle in the microwave.
  • Be prompt with your clean up. We all like to relax after cooking a meal, but food left on the counter is hanging out in the temperature danger zone.
  • Keep it clean. Any surface that looks dirty could have bacteria that is making its way into your belly, and that’s gross. Wipe it down weekly with sanitizer, food- grade cleaner or half and half mixture of white vinegar and water.
  • When in doubt, toss it out. No snack is worth an evening in the bathroom.
  • FIFO. First in, first out.
  • Repurpose. Place an egg on top of last night’s bean soup for brunch today or fold those last 2 deviled eggs into a tuna sandwich for lunch.
  • Never store raw food on top of food that is always cooked. Nothing says danger like bologna with a dash of chicken juice.
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Why do onions make us cry?

When we chop an onion…

  • the cell walls break apart, and an enzyme is released that combines with gasses.
  • the gasses dissolve in the water (tears) in our eyes
  • oxygen in the air converts the dissolved gas into sulphuric acid

These enzymes are destroyed during cooking, which is why no one cries over cooked onions.

How to keep from crying while cooking with onions…

  • use a sharp knife
  • store the onion in the refrigerator or freezer  to chill 10 minutes before cutting
  • have an open flame (a small votive or a gas buner) on close to your cutting board
  • breathe through your mouth (spit also reacts with the fumes)
  • plunge it in ice water or boiling water for a moment before cutting
  • cut in a well ventilated area
  • wear goggles (ski goggles work nicely) or a snorkel mask
  • or onion goggles 
  • work quickly
  • have someone else cut them
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